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halos7vines:

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(Source: sea-lilly)

manager: we need you to work faster! Corporate is chewing my ass because you aren't hustling!
Me: hahaha cool man *gets paid by the hour*

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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